What’s Current: Men don’t like their masturbatory tools to have political opinions

Emily Ratajkowski_Bernie Sanders response

Actress and model, Emily Ratajkowski, dares to express a political opinion, publicly supporting Bernie Sander. Men are appalled that a sex object could posses enough humanity to have complex thoughts.

Kentucky legislator Mary Lou Marzian introduces a bill that would require males to go to their doctor twice and have a signed letter of permission from their wives in order to obtain Viagra. “I want to protect these men from themselves,” says Marzian.

Speaking of which, Antonin Scalia, the OG of concern-trolling, is dead.

Petition calls for President Obama to nominate Anita Hill for Supreme Court Justice. Hopefully Obama will maintain his track record of appointing female justices.

Meanwhile, “Obama compiles shortlist of gay, transsexual abortion doctors to replace Scalia.” (The Onion)

Brazen sexism is pushing women out of America’s Atheist movement.

“Like other forms of liberal misogyny (the Bernie Bros are a recent example), atheism engages in a type of social Darwinism that objectifies women just because they’re women. For these men, misogyny is not based in religion at all, but in biology. They claim to be about liberating people from the shackles of religion. But in importing sexism into the movement, they’ve brought religion’s biggest problem with them.”

Annie Clark of St. Vincent designs a guitar for women. And no, it’s not sparkly pink — but it’s lighter and leaves room for the actuality of breasts!

Susan Cox

Susan Cox is a feminist writer and academic living in the United States. She teaches in Philosophy.