Joe Biden is boldly standing up for female men in America

William Thomas competing on fair ground

Apparently, last Wednesday was International Transgender Day of Visibility. This is important, as, without a day like this, trans-identified people would remain powerless and invisible. Brave men stealing women’s positions, spaces, athletic championships, and sanity simply do not get the cred they deserve. It’s not as though the President of America, Joe Biden, stamped out rights women’s fought for for decades in order to ensure these men were centered and acknowledged in every conversation about women and equality ever, or anything like that.

Case in point: in a proclamation published last Wednesday, Biden said:

“Transgender people are some of the bravest Americans I know, and our nation and the world are stronger, more vibrant, and more prosperous because of them. To transgender Americans of all ages, I want you to know that you are so brave. You belong. I have your back.”

It was important for Biden to reinforce this point. Imagine being a mediocre male swimmer, and having to make the choice to compete against women in the pool? All those women probably don’t want to be competing against a mentally ill man who is clearly at an advantage. They probably don’t like you as a person, and don’t understand that you truly are a woman, on the inside — like in your gut, or maybe your balls — where it counts. They don’t understand what it feels like to have long hair and to wear a women’s swimsuit instead of a men’s one. They don’t understand that you can only win if you cheat, and it’s unfair to force you to lose!

President Joe Biden is taking a stand against all these cruel women who insist on keeping men out of their change rooms. What if those men want to be there?? God, it’s like they don’t even care about men’s feelings. It’s almost like they care about preventing girls from being molested instead. Selfish.

In order to show women who’s boss (for the last time: it’s men in women’s clothing), Biden announced new measures to address “dangerous anti-transgender legislative attacks” that make men with fetishes feel safe to parade those fetishes around in public. Beginning on April 11, men will be able to replace the sex marker on their passports with an “X.” Everyone knows that government IDs stating basic information about Americans, like their birth date and sex, are mean and hateful. Men are harassed all the time just for being men! To this day, some people continue to say “he” and “him” as if they don’t know that this literally causes death. This needs to stop.

And that’s not all: 10 states out of 50 have passed legislation protecting female athletes’ right to compete on fair ground. This vicious attack on men’s right to be women will mean females won’t be forced to compete against hulking mediocre male athletes with feelings, like Lia (né William) Thomas, in those states. Don’t they know that women and girls don’t matter? And that all those “rights” offered to them were just a silly joke? Stupid women. Thinking they matter. HA HA.

Among this “onslaught” of “anti-transgender state laws” Joe Biden and Amy Schumer are fighting back against is the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, which has nothing to do with saying the word “gay,” but attempts to prevent teachers from indoctrinating kids into a cult that tells them their body parts are wrong and they should cut them off. Why should parents know that teachers are telling their sons that they are actually girls and telling their daughters that if they feel weird about puberty, they should probably go on hormones that will destroy their bodies for life? All adults know that kids should keep secrets from their parents — especially secrets about men sharing rooms with girls at camp.

Sometimes I think parents just want to protect their kids, but then I remember that those parents are abusive.

Joe Biden says that “transgender Americans continue to face discrimination, harassment, and barriers to opportunity.” And also that, “in the past year, hundreds of anti-transgender bills in states were proposed across America, most of them targeting transgender kids.” These bills are wrong! Men are women and 2 + 2 = 5.

Stop the hate. Let female men play Jeopardy!

Meghan Murphy

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Meghan Murphy is a freelance writer and journalist from Vancouver, BC. She has been podcasting and writing about feminism since 2010 and has published work in numerous national and international publications, including The Spectator, UnHerd, Quillette, the CBC, New Statesman, Vice, Al Jazeera, The Globe and Mail, and more. Meghan completed a Masters degree in the department of Gender, Sexuality and Women’s Studies at Simon Fraser University in 2012 and is now exiled in Mexico with her very photogenic dog.